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Ideas Xmas Songs Xmas Games Xmas Crafts Xmas Poems Xmas Quotes Xmas Recipes Xmas Lyrics				Funny Xmas Jokes Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Answer: Snowflakes. Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Answer: Claustrophobic. Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends. I know. I know. People say "It's the thought that counts, not the gift", but couldn't people think a little bigger! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him! Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Answer: Ribbon hood. Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight! Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time? Father to three-year old: "No a reindeer is not a horse with TV antenna." Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail. How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve. Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite. Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas? Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was! Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist. Every year, Christmas becomes less a birthday and more a clearance sale. Knock Knock Who's there? Wenceslas Wenceslas who? Wenceslas train home? How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks. What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A: It was wound up already. Knock Knock Who's there? Snow Snow who? Snow business like show business. What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? A: Pour Santa flush on him. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him. Knock Knock Who's there? Avery Avery who? Avery merry Christmas.

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